(Ah. YES! Morissey just came on. "How Soon is Now"...One of those songs that does it for me. Makes me want to put on heels, drink from the vodka bottle, light a cigarette--although I don't smoke--and dance against a wall, swaying aimlessly to the music. Ahh, decadence. The love.)
One can see how this works alone on a Saturday night. My thoughts are much like my channel surfing. But I have to say, considering I spent the last two Saturdays in the Far East, I'm having a good ol' time laying here on my couch contemplating hip bones, really bad fake sex, Karen Carpenter and the such.Speaking of the Far East, I've a few stories to tell but not sure when they'll come to fruition. Everything is still digesting.
Alright, off to bed. Jet lag has gotten the best of me. Fell asleep at 6pm today only to wake up at 11pm, which explains why I'm up writing at 4am. In the meantime, some facts....
-Cities visited in the last two weeks: Hong Kong, Bangkok, Shanghai, Koh Samui.
-Number of falls: uncountable.
-Number of falls down a flight of stairs in an Asian McDonalds at 6am: 1.
-Number of giant Buddha's visited: 3.
-Number of times kissing a ping-pong woman in Bangkok: 1.
-Name of elephant ridden in the jungle: Sobu
-Favorite way to bring in the morning: A bottle of Singha beer...the big bottle